Who needs practical when we’re talking amazing things? I mean, c’mon. aha. If you find out there is one, and you ever take a trip to see it, I reserve the right to be your plus one. Yepp, I’m calling it. Their imaginations are the best. Honestly. It amazes me the things they come up with. Trust me, I know complicated ex situations.. But, I mean.. you hooked up.. and casual things usually aren’t as casual as either wants or plans them to be..
Exactly! I’ve bought so many things just because they’re amazing not caring if they’re practical. Oh absolutely. Maybe we should just look up really ridiculous things and make a whole adventure of traveling the world to see them. We already have square watermelons and diamond swords. It’s a bummer we let ourselves lose that as we get older, stupid real world and all that shit. Yeah, well. Drunk decisions are not always the best decisions. It’s casual. I mean, he doesn’t feel that way about me anymore, so it’s casual. Totally casual.
It’ll be my most favorite imaginary diamond sword, ever, that’s for sure. Man, now I feel the need to actually find a diamond sword. Not even to have it, just to see how cool it is. Ugh, kids and their imaginations sending me on adventures. Complicated, huh? Exes are always complicated. Fact of life. Yeah, we’ll just stick to he was a cute little kid, and it was a sweet gesture.
Right? That would be so awesome. It’s probably not very practical, but it’s okay. I wonder if there actually is a diamond sword somewhere. I feel like I should look this up. Kids are the best, though, their imaginations are so much fun. Complicated is the simplest way of putting it when you’ve hooked up with your ex. Yes, but casual hookups make them even more complicated. Yes, there, that was perfect.
If I actually got a diamond sword, I’d be pretty impressed. Kids tend to have awesome imaginations, though. Ahh, don’t be jealous! You’ll find someone. What do you mean you don’t know what you have, anymore? Don’t worry, I made the same mistake, already.. we’re not pedophiles, it’s okay.
But still, to have that imagination in the first place. I’d take an imaginary diamond sword any day. How can I not be jealous of someone who has someone who thought up a diamond sword, I mean, honestly. Uh. It’s complicated? Exes are complicated. Okay good, definitely not a pedophile. Anything I follow that with is still going to make me sound like a pedophile thought so I’m just gonna not.
Yep, my brother finally got hitched, it was about damn time, I never thought he’d grow the balls to ask her. Though they ran off and got married. Shit I destroyed the paper I had before so you know, it’s good to be almost done. Still not used to online shopping.
Oh well that’s good then! Congratulations are in order. Maybe not exactly for the way that they did it, but still, to each their own. Yeah, I was never really cut out for college probably for that exact reason. It’s so much fun though, you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your couch.
It was very adorable. A diamond sword, yes. I mean, you can’t get much better than that, really. Oh, of course. I couldn’t let him down. aha.
Man, I wish a guy was cool enough to give me a diamond sword. You really can’t get much better than that. I’m jealous, you have two boyfriends and I have… I don’t even know what I have anymore, honestly. I need a cute little kid to fall in love with me. Wait, no, that came out sounding so much worse than what I wanted it to.
Gracie has literally drained me today, it’s bad that she’s walking now— it’s just a way of her proving how unfit I am. I’m sure she’s trying to tell me something.
I’m going to assume Gracie is a child, but I don’t want to assume that she’s your child. Either way, I think that’s what kids are supposed to do. Run you down and remind you of stuff like that.
Had a busy weekend, helping my new sister in law move into my brother’s new house. Needless to say between that, the contractors coming in and out of the house, and finally working on the final five pages of my 75 page thesis. I must say it’s nice to be sitting down and doing some shopping online.
Sister in law? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? That is a ridiculous length for a paper, I think I would end up falling asleep every time I tried. Or ending up online shopping. I always end up online shopping though.
So, I was out doing some things, today, and a little boy- who had to be no older than 8 or 9- came up to me, and asked if he gave me roses and a diamond sword, would I be his girlfriend? It was the cutest thing. I think I have two boyfriends, now.
Oh my god that is absolutely adorable. A diamond sword? I hope you said yes.